Water vs. Beer

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), the bacteria found in feces. E. coli can cause illnesses ranging from the simple to the serious.

What you read here is true – every day we drink just less than a quart of water, we are consuming 2.2 pounds of Poop per year! Ten years of that, and you’ve ingested 22 pounds o’ crap! But, better yet, & however, there is hope – there is no risk of bacterial illness from drinking BEER because the brewing process consists of boiling, filtering, fermenting, and sterilizing that E. coli right out of our mugs, glasses and bottles.

Water = Poop
Beer = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink beer and maybe talk stupid once in a while (if you’re prone to it), than to drink water and always be full of shit.

To your health.

A public service announcement from Kuzzn Mike.

Make beer, not war.

Published in: on April 22, 2007 at 2:30 am  Comments (3)  

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  1. But if you’re drinking Pabst are you still full of piss?

  2. If a pig drank aquart of butter milk before he starts and runs a mile before he farts, the longer he runs the longer he sets, how many miles before he S&^t#?

    The farmer saw the pig pass with buttermilk squirting from his azz. Now I feel real sure if the pig holds his gas he can run 5 miles with a puckered azz, and i’m more than certian if he holds his wits he can run 10 miles before he S*&tS!

  3. Your claim needs much to be desired. 1-L H2O = 1000g, you claim 2.2 Kg of ecoli ingested for 1 years intake is TOTAL B87SH&5. This would be an astromonical bacterial count! That is 1/365 parts bacteria per water. Treated SEWAGE IS CLEANER!, most UNTREATED sewage is cleaner!!!

    Do you have a chemist/microbilogist or ANYONE who has some sort of clue to what is going on? I don’t think so……..

    P.S. pH D Chemistry, B.S. biochemistry, many peer reviewed papers in major journals…….

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