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Brewcraft riddle
If a pig drank a quart of milk before he started, and ran a mile before he farted, and the further he runs the further he gets, how far will he get before he shits?
Answer: The farmer said he saw the pig pass with buttermilk spurting from his ass. The farmer was a mile from where the pig started and the pig passed the farmer just after he farted. It seems to me if a pig could run a mile with a punctured ass and keep his wits, he’d get five mile before he shits.
