Belching

Many physicians see no physiological need to stifle belching. They view it as a natural bodily function. In fact, many societies think it is healthier to allow the gas to escape than to attempt to hold it all in or release slowly. If you are suspected of being in possession of an excess of a different kind of gazz, the attending physician will instruct you to get on your hands and knees and make sure your butt is higher than your chest because gas travels up. This easy gas lane fast lane innerbody travel promotes maximal gas escapeage and allows your discomfort to diminish.

‘Tis better to belch
And bear the shame,
Than squelch a belch
And feel the pain.

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Published in: on April 3, 2007 at 1:29 am  Leave a Comment  

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